“I’m going to become a magical girl!”

— Nathan

“Someday I’ll tell you the story of why I quit smoking pot.”

— My film prof

“It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: “And this, too, shall pass away.” How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction! “And this, too, shall pass away.””

Abraham Lincoln, 1859

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“I don’t get it - is he supposed to look a thing like Jesus? Why?”

— Introduce The Killers to 17y/o brother and he asks the real questions

“I think my being dumb makes me charming.”

— Noah (he’s the cute one in our family, but that’s about all he got)

There are no Jack Kerouacs or Holden Caulfields for girls. Literary girls don’t take road-trips to find themselves; they take trips to find men.

"Great" books, as defined by the Western canon, didn’t contain female protagonists I could admire. In fact, they barely contained female protagonists at all.

It’s Frustratingly Rare to Find a Novel About Women That’s Not About Love - Kelsey McKinney - The Atlantic (via davidlynchshair)

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Spencer: You have your funeral more planned than your wedding.
Paige: Understand that I might never get married, but I'm definitely going to die.

Many of us find strength in the days and months and years we have stacked between ourselves and self-destruction, as if they form a wall that, if tall enough or thick enough, cannot be breached. We look to others whose stacks are higher and seem stronger to assure us that this is so.

But there is no wall, no number that will magically hold true any more than there’s a “cure.” Recovery is a strong but slender thread spun daily. There is only this day without a drink, without a drug, and then, with work and luck, there is the next.


“Like, is the water distracting?”

— Lissa (trying to be supportive)

“He has systematically destroyed my life in so little time.”

— Lissa (about SebStan)

“Check myself before I wreck myself.”

— Lissa

“I Googled “most pretentious people in history”—”

— Melissa, moon of my life
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