“Like, is the water distracting?”— Lissa (trying to be supportive)
“He has systematically destroyed my life in so little time.”— Lissa (about SebStan)
“Check myself before I wreck myself.”— Lissa
“I Googled “most pretentious people in history”—”— Melissa, moon of my life
“I really need to get myself a beanie. Like, I don’t want to be that kind of lesbian… but…”— Lissa
“It’s my favourite thing when you curse, because I feel like you should be narrating children’s books.”— Lissa
Frodo: Who is she?
Teresa: Your MOM!
Teresa: ...got him....
Teresa: Some people have the most pretentious fucking names for their colour pallets. "Secret Iris."
Paige: That's what I call my vagina.
“You’re so cute, though! Even when you swear, it’s adorable.”— Elyse (about my “soothing voice”)
Lissa: She was my best friend and then we hated each other.
Paige: Can I be your best friend and you not hate me?
Lissa: Yeah for sure.