Paige: I feel emotionally fulfilled.
Nathan: Your boobs look emotionally fulfilled.
“I love tits!”— Nathan
Mom: I can't find the angel!
Paige: Just put a photo of Beyonce on top of the tree.
Dad: How does that make any sense?
Paige: Because she's a star...
“Good - my squash is still firm.”— elyse
“I Love Science!”—
“It tastes like muffin!”— Elyse (about her muffin)
“My dick is engorged.”— Nathan (in the middle of Applebee’s)
Paige: Just put some real pants on and ask him out.
Glenn: No. These make me look more stereotypically masculine and straight.
“Don’t clamp on my dick, gurl!”— Nathan
Glenn: I am my dad's son.
Nathan: So am I. I think everyone is their dad's son.
Paige: Except for me, obviously.
Nathan: Oh! Right! I forgot daughters were a thing.