“We don’t hang out at the fraternities because we have Science in our lives.”— Kassy
“Baby dogs!!!!!”— Melissa
“The resumé is the works cited page of your life.”— Paige (via swiftparamorecity)
“Oh my god I love spoons!”— Nathan
“I can catch any butterfly I put my mind to - it’s the goddamn bees.”— teresa
Melissa: It's just so gay.
Nathan: What's gay?
“People have just decided that I like giraffes.”— Nathan
“Paige, where did your boobs even come from?”— Melissa the rightfully astonished
Paige: What was that?
Glenn: (on the verge of a heart attack) A sticky note. For a second, I thought it was a butterfly, and I was like, "Why is there a butterfly in my room?!"
“I’ve started doing this thing where I just start ballroom dancing with people.”— Ashlyn
Paige: I feel emotionally fulfilled.
Nathan: Your boobs look emotionally fulfilled.